I got a "tan".
I got a ride from Jason to Cassie's house with Shaina.
We got to the door and walked in and Nina, who I havent seen in months, started screaming at us to go back outside and knock. We did, and Nina opened the door for us?
We had some interesting refreshments, one of which spilled on the desk and the mousepad. I sucked it all up. Then we danced around like idiots and took disgusting amounts of pictures until Poodle showed up.
We tried to convince Harry Potter that I wanted to sleep with him. Our plan was to tell him once he believed us that I was born without any sexual organs, and I had to have tubes inserted at birth for waste purposes.
He agreed, but before we got to surprise him he disappeared. Party pooper.
We played pictionary online, but it got boring. So we played with Cassie's notebook. Shaina drew, and I gave her the words. All of them somehow had something to do with feces. Except Hellen Keller.
We watched The Notebook.
Bad idea...that's all.
A few hours later, Cassie went to sleep and Shaina, Nina and I messed around with Shai's guitar.
I wouldn't shut up about my mocccassin-making kit at A.C. Moore. I was gonna make moccassins. Come on.
Somehow, a deck of cards became involved, and Poodle decided to teach Nina and Shai how to play Egyptian Ratscrew. I didn't feel like paying attention while he explained it, so I watched and listened until I got the idea, re-named it Egyption Buttpoop, slapped into the game, and won.
"WHAT that was so mine, I SAW it before you did"
"Two things have to add up to ten, but ten adds up to ten. Can I slap a ten?"
"Stay outside of the six-inch circle at all times"
"Oh, Poodle, you WISH six inches looked like that."
"Ten adds up to TEN!"
"I! No it's MINE I touched it! I put it down! When I put the card down!"
"Ten adds up to ten."
"TEN adds up to TEN!"
*slap* "JUST KIDDING- I WAS JUST KIDDING. I WAS."
*slap* "I didnt mean that."
*slap* "HAHA JUST KIDDING!!!!!!"
"WHAT? Six and four do NOT add up to ten"
"NO THAT WAS MINE HE PUT HIS HAND UNDER MY HAND THAT'S MINE I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU DO MINE"
"Ten adds up to ten"
This continued until the sun came up.
Then I changed into my pajamas.
Poodle and Shai fell asleep. I took a few thousand pictures of the sun. A bit obsessed.
Nina's mom picked her up. I fell asleep under Poodle's jacket.
We woke up at 11:30. Cassie came downstairs. We played Egyptian Buttpoop for a while longer. We were very tired. It was an interesting game.
We played guitar.
A telemarketer from MCI called. Cassie wasn't gonna pick it, up, but Shai volunteered to speak. She proposed to him. He said maybe. She tried to sell him a magazine. She asked him where he lived. ARIZONA?? We told him we were 19. He told us he was Mexican. She told him I was in love with him. We tried to make plans for him to smuggle me over the boarder to Mexico and leave me there. Damn it. Shai told him she had another call, asked him to hold, and we sang him The Girl from Impanema. When we "came back," he was still there.
I love our little telemarketer.
We palyed another game of Egyptian Buttpoop.
We downloaded the strangest music in the world, talked A LOT, and Cassie finally kicked us out.